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Colchester Sid 12:17 Wed Aug 30
Idiot tramps who walk out right in front of traffic

Every time I drive through Colchester town centre some fucking self important tramp walks straight out in front of me

Is it something they put in the cider or what? And it's all of them FFS

Feel free to SPLAT if it is just me but I don't think it is

Carry on

ray winstone 12:07 Thu Aug 31
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North Bank 8:11 Wed Aug 30

Ag

Hammer and Pickle 11:56 Thu Aug 31
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Ha ha ha!

I like that story all the more because, it being you, I can believe it’s perfectly factual. Somewhere on the Watford ring road there really is a fat, traumatised twat with a Ford Ka phobia.

chim chim cha boo 5:46 Thu Aug 31
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Years ago when I was having a sabbatical from my girlfriend I used my (at the moment) girlfriend's Ford Ka to deliver untold champagne glasses in cardboard tubes to Places in Hertfordshire as some sort of bullshit media nonsense for a new film.

I packed them all on the back seat as there were loads that went to different departments of media companies. A right pain in the arse but a few bob in my pocket.

Anyway, driving around the Watford ring road I was coming to a pedestrian crossing, lights were green so I drove (or thought I would drive) through it at about 40mph.

Some right lump of a fat bully must have thought there was a bird driving such a shit car, pointed at me and walked straight out into the road causing me to panic brake and half of the cardboard tubes went fucking everywhere, completely destroying my painstaking stacking.

I fucking lost it. Left the care in the outside lane with the drivers door wide open and chased the fat cunt across a field screaming and shouting at him. I don't think I have ever seen a fatty move like that, like he'd eaten Usain Bolt for breakfast and I couldn't catch him.

It still makes me smile now how someone who must routinely bully women gets taken by surprise by a hairy arsed West Ham supporter shouting 'COME HERE YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT' and him waddling and screaming. Haha!

BRANDED 9:22 Wed Aug 30
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I would say any coastal cities in USA this is guaranteed. The home of the hobo

gph 9:19 Wed Aug 30
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Three places where I've driven and encountered this sort of behaviour.

Moss Side, Manchester, Newcastle City Centre, Veliko Turnovo, Bulgaria.

They weren't tramps, though. Intoxication could have been a factor

ironsofcanada 9:02 Wed Aug 30
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Could they be intoxicated?

Massive problem here.

chim chim cha boo 8:58 Wed Aug 30
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North Bank I had a very similar experience to the one you describe. Are you SURE it was Geb? In every other aspect you've described me to a tee. Come to think of it though, I can only DREAM of being hit by an Aston.

chim chim cha boo 8:58 Wed Aug 30
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North Bank I had a very similar experience to the one you describe. Are you SURE it was Geb? In every other aspect you've described me to a tee. Come to think of it though, I can only DREAM of being hit by an Aston.

North Bank 8:11 Wed Aug 30
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A dribbling mess of a tramp walked across the front of my Aston many years back in Maida Vale, I swerved but unfortuately clipped him, I got out and helped him up, the cunt stank, I think he'd pissed his trousers for a year, grubby unkempt appearance toes poking out of shoes etc, well that goes with the territory.

Anyway that was the first time I met Ged and apparently he was on his way to work, a coincidence, possibly

El Scorchio 2:17 Wed Aug 30
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Absolutely not confined to tramps. It’s shocking the amount of people men women young and old who just don’t give a fuck and walk right into the road without even looking. Maybe glued to their phone maybe not.

Then they have the audacity to look annoyed at the person who has had to brake or stop in the road to avoid hitting them. Tbh seems indicative of the selfish and self absorbed way society is going.

WHU(Exeter) 1:51 Wed Aug 30
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Tbf I don’t think idiocy and walking out in front of cars is confined to tramps.

There appears to have been an increase in people who can’t navigate pavements in a decent fashion, let alone the concept of moving traffic on the thing just off the pavement.